ASPERSE, WHEREVER YOU ARE, I SEND YOU BEST WISHES AND I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON. :C
You can call me the wise caramel panda.
Just for the record, even though it works, I do not advocate the breaking of bones to get out of gym class.
Sex is the weirdest thing because one person puts their protruding bit of flesh into a HOLE IN ANOTHER PERSON’S BODY and like rubs it around in there until genetic material is injected into that other person which combines with a DIFFERENT bit of genetic material and BECOMES ANOTHER PERSON like WHAT
AAHHAHH Thor’s curlers.
i was so confused for a sec because two captains and then omfg coulson
GOOGLE WHORE
GOOGLE AND I SHARE A PROFOUND BOND

#this is my life summed up in two sentences and three commas